Hoverboards—the tech fad of 2015—are crashing big time this week with a massive recall by 10 manufacturers. It seems that the “self-balancing scooters” as they’re also known, ain’t so safe. While intuitively, you might think—duh!—the problem is not what you might expect.
Apparently, there have been at least 99 incidents of the lithium-ion battery packs in self-balancing scooters/hoverboards overheating, sparking, smoking, catching fire and/or exploding including reports of burn injuries and property damage, according to the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). Now that does sound exciting. Certainly would liven up your walk around the park. Who said exercise is boring?
You can imagine it—there you are boogying down the street on one of these things—and suddenly you’re scooter is putting on a pyrotechnics display—complete with smoke and sparks. There’s fire at your feet! Onlookers might even think you’re making some uber hip video and start applauding. If you’re on one of these things in traffic, you could really be in trouble. Not to mention the onlooker distracted driving you’d cause—or worse.
The recall, by the way, is massive—something like 501,000 of these things are involved. And they’re not cheap to buy. The recalled scooter boards involved in the recall were sold at mass merchandisers nationwide and online retailers from June 2015 through May 2016 for between $350 and $900. But there are models that go for north of $1000. That’s a lot of cabs, or gym memberships…
Doing a bit of investigating into this toy, it seems that hoverboards are banned from roads and sidewalks in cities around the world. And—airlines and airports. OMG. Don’t even want to imagine that scenario. New York State has made it illegal to ride one on public roads or walkways, as have Australia and the United Kingdom, and many schools (including UCLA), malls and other public places are also jumping on the banning bandwagon.
According to a story on CNET, “retailers such as Amazon and Overstock are stopping sales of some models or even telling consumers to trash ones they’ve already received.”
So, does this mean it’s back to the gym afterall? There’s likely no meaningful exercise—physical exercise—to be had with one of these things. And in fact they don’t hover—so forget any “Back to the Future” fantasies. These boards have two wheels—one on each end—like a horizontal skate board. You’re not required to move the thing along yourself. Just control and steer it with your legs and body. That’s all (ha!) So hop on and, well, catch fire. Wonder if you can get life insurance for riding one of these things…
Apparently they do take some getting used to—a rider needs to learn to balance on them using the two pressure-sensitive footpads that control speed and steering. So no drinking and driving with this baby and definitely NOT something you want to take to a party… or have your teenager take to a party. FYI—these things can do up to 10 MPH—3x average walking speed, so it’s best to kill the Pokemon Go while hoverboarding as well.
CNET also reports that Hoverboards have minimum and maximum weight limits, which are meant to protect the rider and scooter. “Most boards also won’t operate going up or down steep hills, usually over 30 degrees. There are no height limits associated with the boards, though keep in mind that most lift you about four inches above the ground. If you’re particularly tall, you’ll run a greater risk of hitting your head while riding.” Sounds great.
So enter the safety gear—yes—you knew there had to be a merchandising opportunity lurking here somewhere…helmets, knee pads, elbow pads and wrist guards—but nothing that would presumably protect you in a meaningful way from an explosion or fire. Maybe a hazmat suit? Maaaybe not. It does, however, paint a pretty laughable picture—suited up like Michelin man, wobbling uncontrollably as you lurch down the street with sparks and smoke emanating from your feet. It’s a Snapchat moment waiting to happen. The next YouTube sensation, if only for a half day. Yup—a great recreational device—for the onlooker not the rider. (I’m reminded of the Darwin Awards).
All in all, the whole thing sounds way too stressful. One would need anti-anxiety drugs just to get on the thing. Never mind taking it out—actually riding it in public. Anywhere, day or night—preferably never.
You can check out the full hoverboard recall here.
Time for a walk. On the ground—in runners. Oh yeah baby. There’s a lot to be said for doin’ it old school.
I heard of this on the news just sending it back to be on the safe side to fix the battery. I also have a spassing problem with it it keeps spassing so if you can also fix that