Please, please—I beg of you—if you have the slightest iota of musical talent—or think you do—and you are a “legal resident of New York, USA” please head over to the Cellino and Barnes Facebook page (after, of course, you’ve “liked” the LawyersandSettlements.com FB page) and submit your own Cellino and Barnes jingle—it could net you $1,000 and a placement in one their ads!
If you need any incentive or if you should question my plea for help on this one, the above—click it to play—is their current jingle, which I have heard one too many times on 1010 WINS. Granted, it’s not as bad as listening to “HeadOn…Apply directly to the forehead…HeadOn…!” which has more of a Chinese water torture effect (not to mention HeadOn has potassium bichromate, which I’ve always questioned the efficacy and safety of—but I digress).
I kid you not. Here’s the deal, straight from Cellino and Barnes website:
“Enter to Win $1,000 and placement in one of our ads! Think you’ve got what it takes to create a winning jingle? Perfect! Just check out our Facebook Page and learn how to enter! Already a fan, simply click on our Welcome Tab!”
Read the rules and legal mumbo-jumbo on their FB page–it’s all there; they’re even out there tweeting this one. But please…
Do the NYC-metro listening area a favor. Start singing away and picking that guitar. It’s our only chance…