Santa’s Lap Hosting New Dance for the Holidays?

November 25th, 2009. By AbiK

Santa baby’s lap may just be a veritable petri dish of dancing bacteria this season—and the Santas are all too aware of it and none too pleased. In fact, AP reports that some Santas are seeking priority level status for the H1N1 flu vaccine. And can you blame them?

This weekend kicks off the official arrival of an army of Santas (“helpers” for those under the age of eight) in shopping malls nationwide—and the long lines of kids waiting to tell Santa what they want for Christmas. It’s an age old tradition and one every child looks forward to. And every parent enjoys spending the $8.99 + tax for the “framed” photo.

But this year, things are different. Now there’s alarm. Over both seasonal flu and H1N1. And who more likely to be exposed to whatever bacteria’s brewing than Santa?

Now, to be clear, the Santas who are seeking priority status for the H1N1 vaccine, AP reports, don’t want to be prioritized ahead of groups already classified as such—i.e., child care providers or those with respiratory conditions, etc. They’re also concerned about, well, those bellies like bowlfuls of jelly—yes, Santas—at least the larger bellied ones who fit the traditional character sketch for Santa—may be affected more severely should they come down with H1N1 as obesity has been linked to an increase in H1N1 complications.

I’d hate to see parents—even at the risk of shelling over that $8.99 + tax—avoid the Santa experience this year. It’s one of the few moments of true wonderment, excitement and glee a child can experience. And I’d hate to see Santa (or any of his clones) come down with H1N1.

Who knew the job of Santa could have such occupational hazards?

Tags: H1N1, H1N1 Vaccine, Santa

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